people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny“like butts and misogyny”
BUTTSANDMISOGYNY
(Source: combeferrerogavrocher)
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wait what about people who pick locks? i guess that could be a metaphor for the guys who roofie girls…?
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