Cause they were due like two days ago. 

Because I’ve been reading science studies, Doyle, and Verne on my kindle whooooooops.

BUT NOW I PAINFULLY AM READY TO GO. 

And the day was punctuated with the arrival of my promised living quarters. 

OMG TAKE ME THERE

and someone from Nantes let me borrow your kitchen and I will cook you something delicious and American, okay? I’m really weird nice.