I usually hate answering the door.

But my visa is coming in an envelope I have to sign for personally, so this morning when the door rang I went to go look and this stupid damn charleston heat keeps the peep hole fogged so I took a chance and got read stupid scripture.

What happened to the days where they asked if you wanted to hear about Jesus so I could say no thanks?

Now they just read fucking scripture.

HEY ASSHOLE WE’VE ALL GOT ACCESS TO BIBLES HERE. Look the fuck around. I live in a damn average ass middle class neighborhood, no one here is going to be like HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK YOU’VE GOT.

go. the. fuck. away.

And I was way too damn nice >.<