lol i call BS on the fishhook, pics or it didnt happen bro.
Okay you have got to tell the fishhook in the eyelid story!
I was in second grade and my mom wasn’t quick enough to take a picture- she was too busy freaking out.
My crazy amazing science teacher who had a five foot by seven foot floor to ceiling basically fucking zoo in my science class used to make “field trips” that your family could sign up for.
So we went to this one in the marsh where you look for gators.
I got there early and my friend Andrew was fishing with his dad, and I was standing like pretty far behind him, I want to say thirty feet but I was in second grade so I don’t know that I could measure it…
anyhow he pulled the line back to throw it in and at that second the hook stuck in my face - in my eyelid.
CRAZY FREAK ACCIDENT and his dad was all STOOOPP
and andrew looks around like what teh eff
and it was hooked in my eyelid - luckily not my eyeball (WHICH HAS HAPPENED TO PEOPLE APPARENTLY OH GOD)
so I had to go to the tackle shop and they cut the fishhook and took it out and gave me some alcohol and then i was on my way to see the gators. :D