Things I like about french: 

When you want to order pizza online to be delivered to your lil tiny closet dorm, the phrase is “Comandez vos pizzas” … like command your fucking pizza. I find this to be really funny for some reason, just like those lil text posts that say “every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself” and that they’re gonna go to grad school so when their pizzas get delivered they can whisper to themselves “just what the doctor ordered.”

All of these are funny, but they are even more funny because they are about pizza and I love pizza.

Also, I waiting until exactly 18:01 to place my order because dominoes starts taking delivery orders then.