like when we purposefully fuck shit up

no 1 likes teh feelz, your da worst feels ever!!!

i cannot EVEN with these feels

this is like our language though oops shit.

making posts that say “gif” is pronounced how it looks. It is pronounced “jiff.” 
They guy who fucking created that shit has spoken.

and everyone knows english/spelling pronunciation rules are ABSOLUTE shit.

And think of Linux. It was made by a Linus.. you think it would be pronounced like lie-nus, lie nux. No, it is lennox. because swedish mother fuckers pronounce linuss as LENNOUS and if you dont say lennox the nerds bite your head off. So stop trying to change the pronunciation cause it makes you feel better because you said gif when you first saw it HOT DAMN THIS IS A RANT. 

Sources: 

Video pronuciation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSu__J9cr1U

History: http://www.olsenhome.com/gif/

Linux: http://www.paul.sladen.org/pronunciation/

GERMAN, not gurr-man, GEM, not gim, GIANT, not guy-ant, GEOGRAPHY, not gee yo raphi, GEORGIA, not gee yo roar gyuh, GIRAFFE, not gee raft, etc etc etc, soft g >.<

wtf you customize blogs now with the new dashboard??

We were at the bar the other night talking about meangirls

so i did the thing we never do and said “um, do any of you guys know tumblr?”

and the two girls were like “OMG I LOVE TUMBLR” (and inside my heart fluttered, huzzah! my people)

but then i was sunk back into a pit of dispair when they both said “i like to like you know read other peoples tumblrs, but /lookofdisgusthere/ I dont HAVE one.”

=.=

oops

If tumblr let you make “lists” of the people you follow

much like twitter does… 

and you could have a dashboard for each list.

no, skinny is NOT my goal, why are you suggesting me to follow that blog?

Also, fix my “tumblr crushes,” yo!